Good Morning!

Holy shit. According to the teevee (which never lies to me. Never.) Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new Governor of California.

I've got news for you, you're mine now! You belong to me!

And it seems like, from the early tallies, that the majority of the people voted for him.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

So what does that mean? That because a guy can pump iron for a living and then stumble into a career as a Hollywood movie actor (and I use the term "actor" very loosely) that most of the people in the state think he can run said state effectively?

No deal!

This is insane. We not only have a damn pretzel-choking re-re mamma's boy for our president, now we have the Kindergarten Cop as governor. What's next? Seriously? I can't even think of anything more foolish. Maybe Garfield the Cat being elected as mayor of New York City. The Genie from Aladdin as Secretary of the Interior, perhaps?

You son of a bitch...

Now I really wish that I had campaigned for David or Cruz or someone. It's the same post-election guilt that I felt in 2000 when W. took the White House. If only I had done more!

You lack discipline!

So now what? Are we gonna recall Ah-nold (I really hate it when people spell it that way, but I don't want to dignify him by calling him Gov. Schwarzenegger) in eleven months? Come to grips with what we've done when Herr Governator doesn't know shit about running, oh, say the freakin' State of California?!? God damn, people, he's an actor! And not even a good actor!! What were you thinking?!? Shit!

But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!

Well, at least I have the Sox and the Cubbies to watch for a few more days ...

- Josh Edwards