Holy crap TV just got dumber.
I've been drooling over the TiVO to go software that'll put your TV shows on a iPod since I heard about it the other week. I mean, I've wanted TiVO since forever. And now digital cable is giving away DVRs left and right, it makes me want cable all the more.
And now this.
If this is real, if Apple makes a DVR Mac mini / entertainment hub, I'm all over that like crazy.
November 29, 2005 - Apple's Mac mini will be reborn as the digital hub
While the specific model and speed of the Intel processor in the new Mac mini is
The new Mac mini is also said to sport a built-in iPod dock, a feature that was
It is similarly unknown whether Apple will scrap the 2.5-inch hard drive
Specifics surrounding Front Row 2.0 and Apple's DVR application are limited at
While Apple surprised watchers when the company delivered Front Row alongside
WASHINGTON - A basketball-sized piece of marble moulding fell from the facade
No one was injured when the stone fell. The marble was part of the dentil
I read this at the gym last night. Scary and amazing. "Perception management". Wow.
It's here.
And, although it's not bad, it's not really, you know, good.
God damn, now I NEED both of them ...
SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 20 - TiVo, the maker of digital video recorders, plans to
The announcement builds on TiVo's release in February of an update to its video
"This is another thing we can do to add value for our subscribers," said Jim
TiVo recorders, which compete with similar devices offered by cable and
When it released its TiVoToGo software in February, TiVo said it was compatible
Owners of the Apple or Sony devices will need to pay TiVo to unlock the portion
The new TiVo software will also have a syncing feature that will allow
Apple, which is not involved in TiVo's announcement, introduced the video iPod
Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company
Just wow.
Now THAT is a trailer.
When did this happen? I mean, I know it happened yesterday, but how did that slip by me? Yes, I let my fan club membersihp in www.aguileraisqueen.net slide, but you think the major media would have picked it up. Of course I'm referring to my weekly publications such as People Magazine, In Style Magazine, In Touch Weekly, Weekly World News, US News & World Report - but none of them had anything.
How did Christina Aguilera fall so quickly? Go from the doll of the summer of 1999 to a washed up hack in the autumn of 2005? Was it her drrty thing she did? Was it Britney marrying someone even more white trash than herself and then having a baby with him that raised the stakes too high?
Still, you have to feel a little bad for Christina Aguilera. She's not even 25 years old yet, and her life is over. Sure, sure, she'll have that one last semi-hit in 2007. Appear naked in Playboy around the same time to try and drum up business. But by then we'll be on to the next jailbait fad (I'm thinking 16 year old pink haired Asain twins with a pet aligator named Stan, but that's just me). It'll be too late for an obviously past-her-prime Christina Aguilera.
And you can just see her, sitting up at 4 am, makeup streaming down her face either because of the tears or because that's the way her drrty stylist likes it, singing into the mirror, "Who is that girl I see ..."
So sad.
Christina Aguilera's career: 1999-2005.
Wow, this is just scary beyond all reason. Someone somewhere thought this was a good idea?!?
I'm speaking, of course, about the "Raise the Woof" tagline. Frightening.
Everything else on the poster's cool.
EXCEPT FOR THE EYES!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Here's a photo of the event:
This morning at the end of my drive to the workplace my nano played Queens of the Stone Age's "Little Sister".
And while I've heard that song a ton of times, for some reason either the lack of sleep or the sun in my eyes for a full 68 minutes made me start cracking up from the first beat.
The first cowbell beat.
Remember when Queens of the Stone Age was on SNL this spring and Will Ferrell joined them on stage with a cowbell? Reprising his role as the Blue Oyster Cult cowbell player? Oh, it was genius.
SNL has had some fantastic sketches over the years, but the "More Cowbell" Christopher Walken sketch was just so fantastic. It's right up there with "Livin' in a van down by the river" as instant catchphrase.
I just saw this, ten cartoons are on the eligibility list for best animated feature film in this year's Academy Awards.
The horrible part? For being such an animation fan, I've only seen one of these movies so far. I've seen Wallace & Gromit twice already.
Yeah, that was fun, waking up at quarter-to-four not being able to breath. One of my blankets fell off, or I kicked it off, or something, and I was freezing cold when I woke up. All stuffed up and sneezing and ... oh, it was lovely.
Anyway, after trying to calm down for about an hour (I don't really have any medicine anymore) I just got up. Went downstairs, got some OJ (the non-wife-murdering kind) and worked on a Holiday present for one of my buddies in California. I obviously can't say exactly what this project is ... because this place isn't safe. People might see it. (Well, if people even read this malarkey ...)
Either way, parking my car at 7:55 this morning I was just about the first person to work. It'd look good to my higher-ups (of which I have many) but they won't be here for another hour. And they have no idea.
So I blog ...
Damn. I was in love with her 1995 Rolling Stone cover, and now this.
I like me a nude Rachel...
Holy shit is "The Office" funny. I know that the point of the show is to parody the workplace environment, but they do such a damn good job at it. I sat there tonight going, "That's just like my job! It's so true! It's so true!!"
Tonight's episode mirrored my current job so closely it's not even funny. Where I work right now is foolishly rife with romances. Riddled with romances. But the best part? It's the really dumb people who are in those romances. Like the chick right out of college who started working here in the summer. "Yup, I'm sure he really loves you honey, and the fact that he cheated on his former girlfriend with you probably means nothing." Oh, it's genius.
Sadly, my confidant in the romances left work the other week. Not to say that she was the Pam to my Jim, because she's married and I'm, well, me, but still. We used to sit in meetings with these two and just gag. It was great. In fact, I kind of wish someone was doing a documentary about my job right now, just so I could mug for the camera.
Looking back at the one time when I actually did have a documentary crew at my work, I kind of wish I had been on camera more. Been "That Guy". There's one part of the movie where my buddy Joe is whispering to the camera, about what went on in some top secret meeting. It feels totally staged - fictional. Sort of like "The Office", actually. Joe's just a character in real life anyway, the California surfer artist, but it seems put-on in that scene. Plus he's also being Mr. Exposition to move the story along. But he's funny so I forgive him.
Anyway, I digress. Back to the fictional TV show. So good. It was funny, though, when my confidant left my current workplace I was all, "Come on, you know you want to stay! You know that this breakup is going to be epic and the stuff of legend!" I think I almost had her convinced. Well, not really, but still, this is going to be a breakup for the ages. Oh, it's going to be so sweet.
Why do I care, you might ask? Well, work is fairly tedious, and these two are such boneheads that it really is going to be amusing to watch. Plus, as much as I try I really can't work flat-out 110% for ten hours a day. It makes my eyes bleed. I need something to numb the pain, in this case a foolish office romance.
The other best part of tonight's show? The aerobics balls from the opening. A bunch of the people I work with have them. It's all they talk about. You really do want to puncture them with scissors. Seriously.
I meant to write this yesterday, but was too busy hating my job.
I hate A-Rod with a passion.
Homeboy does not deserve to me the MVP. Well, David Ortiz deserves MORE to be the MVP, does that make more sense? I guess I can admit that A-Rod is a good player, but Ortiz is the most valuable one.
The Red Sox depend more on Ortiz than the Yankees depend on A-Rod. Thus Ortiz is more valuable than A-Rod.
"Buddy Holly" is the Happy Days parody. "Beverly Hills" has Hef and the Playboy Mansion. "Undone" is a four minute long slow-motion take. "Dope Nose" has street bikes. And "Keep Fishin" has my personal favorite - The Muppets.
How can they top all of these?
Well, the video for "Perfect Situation" apparently has, get this, Elisha Cuthbert.
Genius. Freakin' genius.
Yep, the star of "24", "House Of Wax", "Old School" rocks out to Weezer.
I can't wait to see this one...
You have to watch this flash animated show on Kids WB called Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island!
It's like Spongebob, except it's funny.
Crap crap crap crap ...
By JOSEF ADALIAN
It's not looking good for "Arrested Development" or frosh laffer "Kitchen
Fox has cut back its episode order on the critically-admired "Arrested" to just
More worrisome: Fox is pulling both shows from the schedule, effective
Instead of the two laffers, Fox will air repeats of drama "Prison Break" in the
Fox wasn't commenting Thursday morning, and for now, nobody's using the word
While numbers for "Arrested" were underwhelming this week, it's worth noting
First they recast Trey, now Kaitlin?!? Good thing Seth Cohen's an only child!
Man, if they ever recast Hailey Nichol I'll go ape-shit.
Wednesday, November 9, 2005
Willa Holland has been cast in the role of "Kaitlin Cooper," Marissa's sister,
Holland's character "Kaitlin Cooper," age 14, has returned to the O.C. during
"Willa is a real presence and a wonderful actress," says THE O.C. creator and
Holland, age 14, can be seen modeling in campaigns for Guess, Gap, Abercrombie &
From Wonderland Sound and Vision and College Hill Pictures and in association
Actually, technically it's Christo and Jeanne Claude who spoke last night at the Merrill Auditorium in Portland. Jeanne Claude's his wife and partner in the giant art that they do, such as this year's "The Gates" in NYC or wrapping the Pont Neuf or the Reichstag.
The talk was sponsored by the really quite astounding Portland Muesum of Art. Currently they have a retrospective of Christo and Jeanne Claude's work running throught the end of the year. I have to check that out now.
For forty-five minutes the two narrated a slide show of their work so far, as well as planning that they're doing for Over The River, their next project. They're going wrap a river, pretty much. The Arkansas River in Colorado. Check out their website for more info about it, it really sounds quite interesting.
My favorite part of the lecture was the dynamic between Christo and Jeanne Claude. They've been married for many years, and have worked together for almost all of them, but they still have this banter that is so amusing. She kept telling him to slow down, it was cute. Seem he would get excited talking about The Gates or Over the River and start going really quickly, and with his heavy French accent it would get difficult to understand him. And at several points they'd hold hands as they explained their art and the engineering of it. It was a totally fascinating pairing, as well as the artwork.
At the end they took questions, mostly the general, "What is the inspiration for your art?" variety. But both are really quite elegant public speakers that, speed talking aside, had great answers for the most lame of questions.
It was really pretty cool, I'm glad I went.
Here's a photo of the snow this morning at the house, about quarter of seven. Unreal.
It starts...
It's 9:30 pm and snowing.
That's about it.
Just thought you might want to know.
Photos in the morrow.
So I didn't vote yesterday. I'm a bad American. But I have an excuse, and luckily the one question I was concerned with went the way I would have voted, had I, in fact, voted. Thus it all worked out in the end.
See, I had every intention to vote. Seriously. But then it turns out it was the last day for one of my buddies at work. I thought today was supposed to be her last day. So we decided we were going to go out for drinks, because she's pretty cool and we like her. (Unlike some people who leave and it's like, "So long! See ya!")
Anyway, as we were drinking and chatting and drinking more, we discovered that she didn't vote, either. And then we found out she's a Republican and I'm a Democrat. So really our votes would have cancelled each other out. So we saved time by doing that.
Reminds me of the episode of The West Wing from a few years ago where Donna voted for Bob Ritchie instead of Jed Bartlet, and so she tries to get Christian Slater to switch votes with her. It was pretty cute.
Anyway, in Maine yesterday we voted against repealing the new anti-discrimination law. Yes, you got that right. We had to vote 'no' if we wanted to keep the law.
Yikes.
Luckily I don't get much junk e-mail at work. Mostly I'm on mailing lists for all of the different companies I buy from, so I get all of those weekly special mails from drugstore.com, staples.com, officemax.com, instawares.com, etc etc.
But today I got two random mails. Subject: software.
Senders?
"Batter M. Skimpiness" and "Adulation S. Headband".
I laughed out loud.
In fact, that might be my new pseudonym. "Adulation S. Headband". Sweet.
"Headband, party of five, your table is ready."
"Adulation S. Headband you have a call on line one."
Good morning campers! Over the weekend I realized that I'm pretty much a clearinghouse for wacky articles now and not the blogging machine I used to be. You know, a storyteller. Raconteur.
So this week I pledge to write more personal anecdotes and fewer "Look at this goofy article / photo / monkey I found on the web".
That being said, if you want to read a really funny story by someone you don't know then read Mike Toole's 11/3 blog. Also funny? 10/28.
And don't worry, I don't know Mike either (He's a F.O.O. - Friend of Ochs). So it might be voyeurism but at least it's voyeurism we can do together.
Cool, another set of toys that I don't really need by still kinda want ...
This would be a great Holiday present for all of your anti-Bush friends:
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention:
An auditing board sponsored by the United Nations recommended yesterday that the
The work was paid for with Iraqi oil proceeds, but the board said it was either
Some of the work involved postwar fuel imports carried out by K.B.R. that
A spokeswoman for Halliburton, Cathy Mann, said the questions raised in the
"The auditors have raised questions about the support and the documentation
The Pentagon audits themselves have not been released publicly. Ms. Mann said
But the board said in a statement that once the analysis was completed, the
The K.B.R. contracts that have drawn fresh scrutiny also cover services other
A member of the monitoring board said questions about the contracts "had been
The monitoring board authority extends only to making recommendations on any
"Something like this will be caught in the Iraqi press and be discussed by the
The audits may also come at a bad time for the Bush administration, since Vice
"The Bush administration repeatedly gave Halliburton special treatment and
Some of those contracts were paid for with American taxpayer money, but others
Besides the Pentagon audits, reports from the private auditing firm K.P.M.G. and
Because Kellogg, Brown & Root employs K.P.M.G. separately for its own internal
But some of the K.P.M.G. audits that were carried out, relying on Iraqi ministry
Other entries suggest the existence of $600,000 in ghost payrolling in the
The K.P.M.G. audits also show ample evidence of the chaos that permeated the
Copyright 2005 The New York Times Company
Weird.
So this week I was looking for random songs to load up the iPod with for the drive to work. I put the whole first Rentals album on it.
Now today I see that they're back! Yep, check out http://therentals.com/return/. They're making a new album!
I hope Maya Rudolph joins them. I have a little crush on her.
So after the news about the Will Arnett movie I was looking up other upcoming films and I found a photo from Meet The Robinsons!!
The movie, coming out next autumn, is based on William Joyce's beloved 1990 book A Day with Wilbur Robinson.
And don't bother reading any of the online synopses, because they're all wrong.
The website is: http://www.cinematical.com/2005/10/30/meet-the-robinsons/
So I was looking for more info on Arrested Development and I found this story from yesterday. Not bad! Not bad at all! Will Arnett is really pretty funny, and the story sounds goofy enough ...
Arnett says "We're the Millers"
Variety reports that Will Arnett (TV's "Arrested Development") will join New
The film tells the comedic story of a marijuana dealer who tries to leave the
Peter Cattaneo will be directing off a script by Steve Faber and Bob Fisher
Just saw this article, crap! See, I was hoping that Out of Practice would get cancelled, and Henry Winkler could go back to being Barry Zuckercorn on Arrested Development. Tragically not so ...
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - CBS has given a full-season pickup to
"Out of Practice," starring Stockard Channing, Henry Winkler, Christopher Gorham
CBS has now given full-season pickups to four of its six freshmen series -- the
After a critically well-received but low-rated midseason debut last season, "The
NBC's reported decision to order a full season of the offbeat comedy comes just
As of Thursday night, NBC reps couldn't confirm the "Office" pickup. Sources
NBC already has given full-season pickups to freshmen "Earl" and "Surface" and
In other news, the WB Network has reduced the order for the Amanda Bynes comedy
Reuters/Hollywood Reporter
It's funny I read these two articles on the same day:
BARRE, Vt. --Vermont is the brightest state in the country, according to a
Morgan Quitno Press ranked Vermont at the top of the list, ahead of Connecticut,
"Vermont shines in many key areas of education," said Scott Morgan, president of
The publisher compiled its yearly list of the smartest states measuring 21
Last year, Vermont ranked third, and second the year before.
Arizona was at the bottom of the list, below Mississippi, New Mexico, Nevada and
The publisher also says Vermont is the healthiest state, the second safest and
Blue-state blue about path of USA, some Vermonters want out
MONTPELIER, Vt. --A car parked outside the Statehouse bore a bumper sticker
Inside, about 100 Vermonters gathered in the House chamber for the Vermont
If participants have their way, the state whose former governor was laughed out
Home to the 14 years in the late 18th century when Vermont was neither a British
Texas gets more notice as a Lone Star State, but Vermont shares with it the
Ethan Allen, who led the Green Mountain Boys to take Fort Ticonderoga from the
"Let history record that we, still carrying on without firing a shot, brought to
But it wasn't all history. A lot of it was strategizing and sharing ideas on how
"Vermont still provides a communitarian alternative to the dehumanized mass
"Vermont is smaller, more rural, more democratic, less violent, less commercial,
Naylor said the Vermont independence movement gained a lot of momentum after
Not everybody at Friday's convention favored secession. There seemed to be a
Vermont's influence has helped make the country better, said Benson Scotch,
Scotch said he favored a "secession in spirit" but, "If we took our intellectual
Independence was the subject of a series of light-hearted debates around the
At the end of each debate the audience voted, and in every case, they voted to
Postscript: I never knew Vermont was it's own country before it was a state. I mean, Texas always makes such a big friggin' deal about it, as does California. And silly me, I always thought Vermont was one of the original 13 states!! It was number 14.
That wouldn't be a bad ad, "Visit the country's 14th state ..."
I missed last night's showing of NBC's My Name is Earl and The Office because of this birthday thing. Sadly, only ABC is cool enough to sell legit downloads of their shows on iTunes.
But as I don't watch Lost, the Housewives, Nightstalker, That's So Raven or the other show they sell that right now escapes me ... something about Cody Lee Gifford or something? I guess I'm just out of luck.
Thanks NBC.
Thanks for nothin'!
Last Updated on: November 30, 2005
© 2005 Joshua Paul Edwards
E! has announced a spring 2006 premiere for The Simple Life: Until Death Do Us
Part - 10 all-new episodes of the onetime Fox reality series. The fourth season
of Simple Life will find Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie taking turns running a
household and playing wife and mother to a husband and kids. Each family will
then vote on which celebutante is a "keeper."
Road to Expo: Reborn Mac mini set to take over the living room
By Ryan Katz, Senior Editor, Thinksecret.com
centerpiece it was originally conceived to be, Think Secret sources have
disclosed. The new Mac mini project, code-named Kaleidoscope, will feature an
Intel processor and include both Front Row 2.0 and TiVo-like DVR functionality.
unknown, sources are confident the system will be ready for roll-out at Macworld
Expo San Francisco, in line with other reports Think Secret has received that
Intel-based Macs will be ready some six months sooner than originally expected.
scrapped from the Mac mini Apple first introduced one year ago. Other hardware
specifics are unknown, such as whether the Mac mini will feature video recording
out of the box or whether an add-on will be offered for those looking to employ
the Mac mini not as a second computer but as their living room command center.
currently featured in the Mac mini in favor a standard 3.5-inch hard drive, both
to boost storage capacity that heavy media users demand and to trim costs; such
a move would undoubtedly result in a larger Mac mini.
this point, although sources with knowledge of the project have dubbed the
latter a "TiVo-killer." The moniker might not be without some bias, however, as
sources report that talks of an Apple-TiVo deal recently fizzled, prompting TiVo
to independently announce this month that it will soon offer customers the
ability to copy stored content to a video iPod.
updated iMac G5s recently, Apple's media center intentions have become
startlingly clear in the past year since Apple first delivered the Mac mini and
customers first started connecting the system to home theaters and installing it
in automobiles. Sources have hinted that additional media announcements will
further propel Apple's strategy, and with the hardware, software, and iPod sales
behind it, Apple now seems poised to firmly plant its footprint in living rooms.
Piece Falls From Supreme Court Facade
over the entrance to the Supreme Court, landing on the steps near visitors
waiting to enter the building.
moulding that serves as a frame for the frieze of statues atop the court's main
entrance.
11/21/05 - TiVo and iPod - mmmmm ...
The New York Times
November 21, 2005
TiVo to Transfer Shows to iPods, Sony PSP
By LAURIE J. FLYNN
announce a new feature on Monday that will let TiVo owners watch recorded
television shows on Apple's video iPods and on Sony's handheld PSP game machine.
recorders that allows its users to transfer programs to personal computers and
DVD's, as well as to portable video players that support Microsoft's mobile
video format. When the company releases new software in the first quarter of
next year, it will extend that capability to the video iPod, released last
month, and the Sony PSP.
Denney, TiVo's vice president of product marketing. "We've seen reasonable
demand and interest from people to bring their videos with them."
satellite television companies, allow users to automatically record television
programming, as well as pause and replay live broadcasts. Subscribers to TiVo's
service receive automatic updates to broadcast schedules. The company has 3.6
million subscribers and says it is signing on as many as 250,000 new ones each
quarter.
with portable video devices made by Creative Technologies, Samsung and other
companies - players that have not been a hit with consumers. By extending that
capability to the video iPod and the popular Sony PSP, TiVo is tapping into a
market that is potentially much bigger.
of the new software that converts videos to the MPEG-4 format used by those
players. While TiVo has not yet set the price for the software, similar programs
typically cost between $15 and $30, Mr. Denney said. The cost will cover
licensing fees and other expenses associated with using the MPEG-4 format, he
said.
subscribers to choose whether they want new recordings of their favorite
programs transferred to their portable devices automatically via their PC.
last month and began selling music videos and programming from the Walt Disney
Company and Pixar.
11/20/05 - Christina Aguilera got married?!?
11/19/05 - Little Sister
11/18/05 - More Cowbell!
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Corpse Bride
Chicken Little
Howl's Moving Castle
Valiant
Madagascar
Robots
Hoodwinked
Gulliver's Travels (from India)
Steamboy
11/15/05 - The Office.
11/13/05 - Weezer has outdone themselves again.
11/10/05 - Fox's Arrested Development cut to just 13 episode order
'Arrested,' 'Kitchen' cut back
Fox pulls both shows from sked
Variety.com
Thurs., Nov. 10, 2005, 11:39am PT
Confidential."
13 segs, down from 22. Producers of "Kitchen," meanwhile, have been told the
show won't be getting a full-season pickup.
immediately. "Arrested" returned from a month-long hiatus this week, while
"Kitchen" was slated to return Monday.
8-9 p.m. Monday slot for the rest of the November sweeps. It's presumed
"Arrested" and "Kitchen" will return to finish out the remainder of their runs
in December. Come January, net has long planned to move "House" into the Monday
slot.
"cancellation." But in the case of "Arrested," the handwriting appears to be on
the wall.
that a number of returning laffers -- including Fox's "Stacked" -- aren't doing
much better.
WILLA HOLLAND CAST AS KAITLIN COOPER, MARISSA'S SISTER, ON "THE O.C."
Released by FOX
on THE O.C. Holland begins production this week and will appear in a
multi-episode arc starting in early 2006. THE O.C. airs Thursdays (8:00-9:00 PM
ET/PT) on FOX.
her winter break from an exclusive Montecito boarding school, bringing a lot of
attitude and a few secrets of her own. Much more in the mold of her mother Julie
Cooper than her sister Marissa, Kaitlin will wreak havoc, turn heads and
introduce a darker, edgier element to the sun-drenched O.C.
executive producer Josh Schwartz. "She can be sweet as a little girl, but also
dangerous and much more self-possessed than her age would suggest. She seems
like Mischa Barton's little sister and looks it, too. She's a real original,
with the same sophisticated allure that Mischa possesses. She's going to break a
lot of hearts."
Fitch and Ralph Lauren. She has been a guest star on "The Comeback" and appeared
in the FOX pilot for "The Inside." Holland grew up in London and Los Angeles and
is the stepdaughter of director Brian De Palma. She currently lives with her
family in Los Angeles.
with Warner Bros. Television Production Inc., THE O.C. is executive-produced by
Josh Schwartz, Bob DeLaurentis and McG. Stephanie Savage serves as co-executive
producer and Ian Toynton is supervising producer. The series stars Peter
Gallagher (Sandy Cohen), Kelly Rowan (Kirsten Cohen), Benjamin McKenzie (Ryan
Atwood), Mischa Barton (Marissa Cooper), Adam Brody (Seth Cohen), Melinda Clarke
(Julie Cooper) and Rachel Bilson (Summer Roberts).
11/09/05 - Holy shit it's snowing in Bridgton, Maine right now!
11/05/05 - Awesome anti-Bush sticker
11/05/05 - U.S. Should Repay Millions to Iraq, a U.N. Audit Finds
The New York Times
November 5, 2005
U.S. Should Repay Millions to Iraq, a U.N. Audit Finds
By JAMES GLANZ
United States repay as much as $208 million to the Iraqi government for
contracting work in 2003 and 2004 assigned to Kellogg, Brown & Root, the
Halliburton subsidiary.
carried out at inflated prices or done poorly. The board did not, however, give
examples of poor work.
previous audits had criticized as grossly overpriced. But this is the first time
that an international auditing group has suggested that the United States repay
some of that money to Iraq. The group, known as the International Advisory and
Monitoring Board of the Development Fund for Iraq, compiled reports from an
array of Pentagon, United States government and private auditors to carry out
its analysis.
military audits, carried out in a Pentagon office called the Defense Contract
Auditing Agency, had largely focused on issues of paperwork and documentation
and alleged nothing about the quality of the work done by K.B.R. The monitoring
board relied heavily on the Pentagon audits in drawing its conclusions.
rather than questioning the fact that we have incurred the costs," Ms. Mann said
in an e-mail response to questions. "Therefore, it would be completely wrong to
say or imply that any of these costs that were incurred at the client's
direction for its benefit are 'overcharges.' "
Kellogg, Brown & Root was engaged in negotiations over the questioned costs with
its client in the work, the United States Army Corps of Engineers and
Developmentas been set for resolution of these issues," Ms. Mann said. The
monitoring board, created by the United Nations specifically to oversee the
Development Fund - which includes Iraqi oil revenues but also some money seized
from Saddam Hussein's government - said because the audits were continuing, it
was too early to say how much of the $208 million should ultimately be paid
back.
board "recommends that amounts disbursed to contractors that cannot be supported
as fair be reimbursed expeditiously."
than fuel deliveries, like building and repairing oil pipelines and installing
emergency power generators in Iraq. The documents released yesterday by the
monitoring board did not detail problems with specific tasks in those broad
categories, but instead summarized a series of newly disclosed audits that
called into question $208,491,382 of K.B.R.'s work in Iraq.
lingering for a long time." Once the audits are completed, said the board
member, who asked not to be identified because he did not want to be seen as
speaking for the United Nations, the results will give the Iraqi government "the
right to go back to K.B.R. and say, 'Look, you've overbilled me on this, this is
what you could repay me.' "
reimbursement. It would be up to the United States government to decide whether
to make the payments, and who should make them. But Louay Bahry, a former Iraqi
academic who is now at the Middle East Institute in Washington, said the board's
findings would stoke suspicions on the street in Iraq, where there had always
been fears that the United States invaded the country to control its oil
resources.
Iraqi general public and will leave a very bad taste in the mouth of the
Iraqis," Mr. Bahry said. "It will increase the hostility towards the United
States."
President Dick Cheney's former role as chief executive of Halliburton has led to
charges, uniformly dismissed by Mr. Cheney and the company, that it received
preferential treatment in receiving the contracts. The early Kellogg, Brown &
Root contracts in Iraq were "sole sourced," or bid noncompetitively.
allowed the company to gouge both U.S. taxpayers and the Iraqi people,"
Representative Henry A. Waxman, a California Democrat who is the ranking
minority member of the House Committee on Government Reform, said in a statement
on the new audits. "The international auditors have every right to expect a full
refund of Halliburton's egregious overcharges."
were financed by Iraqi oil proceeds. Because the monitoring board was created to
oversee those proceeds, its audits focus only on the work that was financed with
Iraqi money. The board consists of representatives from the United Nations, the
International Monetary Fund, the Arab Fund for Economic and Social Development,
the International Bank for Reconstruction and Development and the Iraqi
government.
the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction, a United States
government office, were used by the monitoring board.
audits, the firm recused itself from some of the work on K.B.R. The recusal
temporarily threw some of the auditing work into disarray, since K.P.M.G. had
initially said that the conflict would not prevent it from proceeding.
Ultimately, the special inspector general took over some of the work that
K.P.M.G. dropped.
documents, turned up what appears to be clear evidence of mismanagement and
corruption among Iraqi officials that was apparently unrelated to the K.B.R.
work. In its report on the Iraqi Oil Ministry, the auditing firm used the
euphemism "nonrefundable fees" for bribes in the awarding of oil contracts. "We
found two cases," the report said, "where nonrefundable fees ($10,000 and
$20,000) were charged to obtain tender documents (total contract value
$150,302,897)."
Electricity Ministry and additional evidence of bribes.
early reconstruction effort in Iraq, with paperwork on hundreds of millions of
dollars of contracts won by firms other than K.B.R. that were lost or never
completed, making it difficult or impossible to tell if the work was carried out
properly.
11/04/05 - Will Arnett in the news
POSTED ON 11/03/05 AT 10:00 A.M.
Line's "We're the Millers."
drug dealing business by smuggling one last score of 1,400 pounds of weed from
Mexico.
("The Wedding Crashers").
The Hollywood Reporter
Nov. 04, 2005
'Practice,' 'Office' get pickups
By Nellie Andreeva
freshman comedy "Out of Practice," while NBC is said to be sticking with
sophomore critical darling "The Office" at least through May.
and Paula Marshall, has averaged 11.97 million viewers and a 3.9 rating/9 share
in adults 18-49 to date, growing in the coveted demographic during its past four
original broadcasts.
comedies "Out of Practice" and "How I Met Your Mother" and the dramas "Criminal
Minds" and "Ghost Whisperer" -- while new drama "Threshold" has received an
order for additional scripts.
Office" was given a 13-episode second-season order in May.
as the Steve Carell starrer posted its best retention of its "My Name Is Earl"
lead-in against an original episode of Fox's "House" on Tuesday but still
finished fourth in the 9:30-10 p.m. time period.
indicated that there might be issues with accommodating the additional episodes
with Carell's busy film schedule.
ordered additional scripts of "E-Ring."
"What I Like About You" from 22 to 18 episodes.
Vermont ranked as smartest state in the country
... and then this one ...
October 27, 2005
Kansas publisher.
which was second, followed by Massachusetts, New Jersey and Maine.
Morgan Quitno Press. "A high percentage of its students excel in reading,
writing and math. In addition, schools in Vermont have smaller class sizes and
lower pupil-teacher ratios than in most other states."
factors.
California.
the third most livable.
By David Gram, Associated Press Writer
October 28, 2005
saying, "Regime change begins at home."
Independence Convention -- devoted to Vermont creating a regime of its own.
of the 2004 presidential race after the infamous Iowa scream is going to take
what some call its wackiness and others call its sanity in a crazy world and go
home.
colony nor one of the original 13 states but was an independent republic.
distinction of having gone it alone for a while. Friday's event was steeped in
that history, and an urge to try it again.
British in 1775, was among those in attendance, in the person of actor Jim
Hogue. Ticonderoga fell without a shot fired, and it was agreed Friday that the
new revolution would have to be nonviolent as well.
their knees all those who, in the name of security made enemies, in the name of
patriotism wrought treason and tyranny, in the name of peace made war and in the
name of liberty would turn us into slaves," Hogue's Allen said.
Vermont independence might be achieved again, and why it should. This is a
revolution with a web site and a blog.
production, mass consumption, narcissistic lifestyle which pervades most of the
United States," said Thomas Naylor, a former Duke University economics professor
who retired to Vermont and has written a book called "The Vermont Manifesto --
The Second Vermont Republic."
more egalitarian and more independent than most states," Naylor said. "It offers
itself as a kinder, gentler metaphor for a nation obsessed with money, power,
size, speed, greed and fear of terrorism."
last year's presidential election, when one of the bluest of the blue states was
the first to report that its Electoral College votes -- all three of them --
would be in the Kerry-Edwards column.
widespread assumption of Vermont exceptionalism, that Vermont is better than
most of the rest of the country, but at least one person at the event said
that's a good reason for the state to stay in the Union.
former head of the American Civil Liberties Union office in Montpelier. The
state was the first to ban slavery, in the 1777 Constitution that made it an
independent Republic. It was a leader in the Underground Railroad, he added.
marbles and went home ... the rest of the country would be worse off. The rest
of the country needs us."
state in 1991, on the bicentennial of Vermont's statehood. State Supreme Court
Justice John Dooley -- a Stephen Douglas look-alike -- supported staying in.
University of Vermont history professor Frank Bryan argued for getting out.
leave the Union. Nothing much happened as a result, but the message of Friday's
convention appeared to be: If at first you don't secede ...
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