Dude! Do you like ice cream as much as I do? Of course you don't. Nobody does.
Nobody!!
NOBODY!!
But even if you like it one one-thousandth as much as I do, you'll love the Ben & Jerry's Flavor Generator.
You make your own ice cream.
I made some rockin' pineapple and maple dealie. It should be tasty.
Check out the trailer for the upcoming Asterix et les Vikings here. I've never read an Asterix comic book, but man, this movie has me excited. I just love traditional animation so much. I miss it!
Last week on the plane I watched Chicken Little and Lilo and Stitch back to back. Beyond the obvious story differences, Lilo was just so much more ... vibrant to me. Maybe it's true, maybe kids today like the CG more than the hand-drawn stuff. But to me there's still a coldness to CG that you can't cover with fake feathers or fake fur.
And with the glut of CG movies this year, it'd be nice to have a simple hand-drawn movie around. But sadly I guess this Asterix movie doesn't even have US distribution. Dang.
Oh, this is odd - look at the seventh or eighth shot in the trailer. The viking ship figurehead. Is that an homage to the lost opening to Disney's Atlantis? It looks damn near frame-by-frame!
Check out this fluff lawsuit. Ha!
But seriously, millions of children each year are harmed in fluff-related accidents. It's time to stop the madness.
I can't believe my friends in California had never heard of a "fluffernutter" before. Tragic upbringing in the San Fernando Valley.
For generations, kids across New England have grown up with the sticky-sweet,
Durkee-Mower Inc., longtime maker of Marshmallow Fluff, has sued Williams-Sonoma
"They're trying to trade on the nostalgia for the classic Durkee-Mower product
Hilleary Kerhli, manager of public relations for San Francisco-based
For Don Durkee, the 80-year-old son of company cofounder H. Allen Durkee, it's
"We're a low-profile company," the president said in a recent interview in his
The late Allen Durkee and his partner, Fred L. Mower, fellow Swampscott High
The formula -- a well-beaten mixture of corn syrup, sugar, dried egg white, and
"It only had four ingredients. You could almost accidentally invent it."
From the earliest years the co-founders marketed the brand by emphasizing its
"It was part philosophy and part logistics," recalls Durkee, who joined the
Today, Durkee distributes to most regions of the United States as well as much
"It's a nice fit," said Darryln Leikauskas, vice president of marketing for
According to Durkee-Mower, the standard white plastic 16-ounce tub of
"We have the position in the market virtually to ourselves," says Durkee,
The peanut butter-and-Fluff sandwich, long a customer favorite, didn't take on
Though there has been at least one minor challenge to the Fluffernutter name
"I don't think any of us particularly want to deal with that aspect of the
"My father would rather promote the product than the company. Most people have
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I forgot to write about this when it happened, but it still pertains today.
Three or four weeks ago they opened a new Hannaford grocery store about two hundred yards from my brother's house. There had always been this factory for Sebago moccasins a few doors down, but that closed a few years ago in some corporate reshufffling, and now all of the shoes are made in Guatemala or some-such, you know the drill.
Anyway, in the beginning of March the mid-sized grocery store opened on that spot, making it the fourth Hannaford store I pass going to and from work.
Can you imagine that? In rural damn Maine I pass four of the same grocery stores. Granted, it's an almost forty mile trek, and we Mainers really like food. But it's not like there's a whole lot of civilization I pass through! I guess there's enough:
The good news? I sure as hell don't need a shopping list, if I forget anything I can always make a second (or third, or fourth) stop!
So apparently I can't embed video here, which is the biggest craze of '06 yet.
But here's a link to a YouTube project. It's pretty clever.
I present: The Ballad of John McClane.
There's a great article in the new Time Magazine about Mel Gibson's next movie, Apocalypto. It's about the fall of the Mayan Empire in 900 AD. The teaser trailer is out now, it looks pretty intense.
And then there's Brett "Rush Hour" Ratner's X-Men 3. Criminy, this looks like shit. Look at the Beast here. Say it ain't so, Hank! And apparently Magneto has some issues with the cupboards at the hideout.
If there's any doubt that this is going to be a stinker, it's ... well, there IS no doubt this is going to be a stinker. 100% certain.
I'm not sure about JJ Abrams' Mission Impossible 3. Abrams is cool, and Philip Seymour Hoffman looks like he could be a great bad guy. But then there's Super Adventures Club President Tom Cruise. What a 'tard.
Paris Hilton wants her own animated tv show. Is this really suitable for children?!! Haven't we learned anything from The Gary Coleman Show (when he was a fallen angel, helping downtrodden children), or ProStars (the animated Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson and Wayne Gretzky show where they were always helping downtrodden children) or Mister T (the animated series where Mr. T is a gymnast helping downtrodden children.)
Christ, I think you can see up her skirt in that last one! I don't want to know what the animated Paris Hilton is going to do to the poor downtrodden children.
Man, if my mom did this I'd be so embarassed. Granted, if my brother was President Bush I'd be even MORE embarassed.
Don't these people have any scruples?!?
HOUSTON - Former first lady Barbara Bush gave relief money to a hurricane relief
The chief of staff of former President George H.W. Bush would not disclose the
Since Barbara Bush's gift, the Ignite Learning program has been given to eight
"Mrs. Bush wanted to do something specifically for education and specifically
The money was donated to the Bush-Clinton Houston Hurricane Relief Fund, said
Barbara Bush chose to promote Ignite because she supports her son and has
Two years ago, the Houston school district board wrestled with conflict of
The district accepted the donations and used them to pay half the costs of new
Currently, Houston public schools use 15 Ignite programs and the Houston area
Neil Bush founded the Austin-based company in 1999.
So have you seen the latest Britney Spears / Kevin Federline craziness? Some wackjob has sculpted Britney giving birth.
Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston. Seriously. Yep, they say this is what she looked like while birthing the devil spawn. Although I've never seen a real person give birth, it seems to me that she's totally in the wrong position, right?
But I hear the birthing on a bear-skin rug? Totally accurate.
"A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla.
Um, do you really think that Britney getting knocked up at the height of her career by some white-trash backup dancer was a "decision"? Maybe the lack of birth-control usage could be labeled a "decision", personally I'd go with "mistake" myself. And cavorting with a slimy dude like Federline? That's what I'd call a "disasterous mistake".
Anyway, that's not the best part. The best part? The sculptor of this monstrousity is named Daniel Edwards! But this is not my brother, art-barn's Dan Edwards. No no no.
Huh. Interesting article: Khaleej Times Online
DUBAI - Disney will not be establishing a park in Dubai or, in fact, anywhere in
"When deciding on a location, we have to look at the size of economy and the
However, India fulfils some of those requirements. He said: "There is a still a
China is a slightly different matter. Although Hong Kong recently opened a
Rasulo also spoke about how to manage global brands in a "flat world". This is a
As one of the world's most global and successful brands, the reason for Disney's
Speaking about Walt Disney Parks and Resorts specifically Rasulo said the
He also said; "The principles on which we can manage a global brand are anchored
Rasulo explained that the branding is so consistent and universal that research
I haven't seen the actual footage of this, but the transcript is awesome.
President Bush, in a rare press conference yesterday, called on Helen Thomas from the Hearst papers. Apparently he hasn't called on her in three years. This is what he gets:
THE PRESIDENT:"Well, then, let me take it back." (Laughter)
THOMAS: "I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet - your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth - what was your real reason? You have said it wasn't oil - quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was it?"
THE PRESIDENT: "I think your premise - in all due respect to your question and to you as a lifelong journalist - is that - I didn't want war. To assume I wanted war is just flat wrong, Helen, in all due respect ..."
THOMAS: "Everything ..."
THE PRESIDENT: "Hold on for a second, please."
THOMAS: "Everything I've heard ..."
THE PRESIDENT: "Excuse me, excuse me. No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true. My attitude about the defense of this country changed on September the 11th. We - when we got attacked, I vowed then and there to use every asset at my disposal to protect the American people. Our foreign policy changed on that day, Helen. You know, we used to think we were secure because of oceans and previous diplomacy. But we realized on September the 11th, 2001, that killers could destroy innocent life. And I'm never going to forget it.
"And I'm never going to forget the vow I made to the American people that we will do everything in our power to protect our people. Part of that meant to make sure that we didn't allow people to provide safe haven to an enemy. And that's why I went into Iraq - hold on for a second ..."
THOMAS: "They didn't do anything to you, or to our country."
THE PRESIDENT: "Look - excuse me for a second, please. Excuse me for a second. They did. The Taliban provided safe haven for al-Qaida. That's where al-Qaida trained ..."
THOMAS: "I'm talking about Iraq ..."
THE PRESIDENT: "Helen, excuse me. That's where - Afghanistan provided safe haven for al-Qaida. That's where they trained. That's where they plotted. That's where they planned the attacks that killed thousands of innocent Americans. I also saw a threat in Iraq. I was hoping to solve this problem diplomatically. That's why I went to the Security Council; that's why it was important to pass 1441, which was unanimously passed. And the world said, disarm, disclose, or face serious consequences ..."
THOMAS: "Go to war ..."
THE PRESIDENT: "And therefore, we worked with the world, we worked to make sure that Saddam Hussein heard the message of the world. And when he chose to deny inspectors, when he chose not to disclose, then I had the difficult decision to make to remove him. And we did, and the world is safer for it."
THOMAS: "Thank you."
THE PRESIDENT: "You're welcome." (Laughter.) "I didn't really regret it. I kind of semi-regretted it." (Laughter)
THOMAS: "Have a debate."
God I hate that man.
Is there a freaking solar flare going on right now or something? All of the electrical devices I've touched in the past hour are wigging out and it's really quite irksome.
It started with my Jetta. Daniel's not in tonight, so I parked up next to the house, instead of down in the back where I usually park. I have no idea why, but the car alarm went off three times in about twenty minutes. My neighbors are going to be pissed. I checked the manual, but there's no way to disable the alarm. Wait, scratch that. There's no listed way to disable the alarm. This is also the manual that says to replace the headlight bulb you should see an authorized dealer. Are you kidding me? Replacing the toner in the copier at work is more involved and less intuititive that replacing a light bulb. Shit.
I think I'm going to figure out the fuse for the alarm and pull it. I live in rural Maine, for Christ's sake. Nobody wants to hear car alarms. (Not that people want to hear car alarms in cities, but they generally tune them out easier than in little Bridgton, ME.)
Second, my internet is slower than cold death right now. I have no idea why. It's not the wireless network, I can tell you that. I've moved all around this house testing. Up and down, left and right. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised one iota if this post right here doesn't even get uploaded. It's THAT slow. America Online in 1995 was faster. Hell, the pony express would be faster.
Electronics are a bastard. Thus I reiterate my ongoing point - Star Trek would be impossible, because getting all of those electronics to work flawlessly all day every day would never work. One morning Captain Picard would wake up dead because the freaking life support system crashed. Or maybe during a battle with the Klingons the forward sheilds would just decide not to work any more, and they'd blow up.
Serves Picard right, that bald bastard.
Last week I read the two best books I've read in a long time. Okay, actually they might be the only two books I've read in a long time, but still, these were amazing.
The first was Bill Simmon's Now I Can Die in Peace about the 2004 Boston Red Sox and winning the World Series.
I've been a casual fan of Simmon's columns on ESPN.com's Page 2. But I hadn't read any of his 2004 works. The book is pretty great because it captures the emotions during the season and seasons that led up to the Championship year, as they happened. The best part, besides his rather clever writing and almost Dennis Miller-esque collection of 1970s and 1980s pop culture references, is the footnotes that accompany each column. Pointing out when he was wrong, when he was right, or when he was being stupid. It's like a director's commentary, and it works really well.
Switching gears completely the next book was 1491, which is precisely what it sounds like, a snapshot of North and South America in pre-Columbian times.
I'm a huge fan of Mayan and Incan history and legends and the like, and this book is the freaking motherload. I cannot recommend it highly enough.
Did you know that before Columbus it's estimated that there were somewhere between 90 and 112 million native peoples in the "New World"? And how about 90% of them died from either hepatitis or smallpox or whatever other random diseases the Europeans passed on?
The book starts out amazingly, how the Europeans showed up in New England and met the Wampanoag, and how the Europeans were short and unclean and malnourished, and the natives were tall and clean and well nourished. It's the complete OPPOSITE of what we've always been told.
Then they all died, and when later Europeans arrived on the continents the natives actually were nomadic hunters, like we've always been told. But only because their heavily populated urban societies were wiped out after initial contact.
Oh, and maize. I never realized so much about maize.
A) Maize yeilds more grain per acre than any other cereal.
B) Maize can't reproduce itself, because the kernals are too tightly wrapped.
C) No wild species resemble maize, the closest relative is a mountain grass who's ears are smaller than baby corn that you get in Chinese Food. That means that the Native Americans pretty much genetically engineered maize, selected the best characteristics and, over generations, made it what they wanted.
And the languages part. Man, I wish I was good at languages. The New World had about 1200 different languages and 180 language families. Europe has four. (Indo-European, Finno-Urgic, Basque, Turkic).
Some experts estimate that people came to North America almost 43,000 years ago. Keep in mind Europe wasn't populated until 14,500 years ago.
But the best part is this. The wellsprings for civilization have always been listed as: The Tigris-Euphrates Valley, the Nile Delta, the Indus Valley and the Huang He Valley in China. But Mesoamerica and the Peru littoral created their own civilizations, as well. And they did it completely on their own, without the rampant trade that Europe and Asia had. Government, the alphabet, the wheel, the stirrup, metallurgy, algebra, paper ... all were traded from civilization to civilization in Europe and Asia. North and South America had to create these on their own.
Can you tell I loved this book? It's so very, very fascinating. If you're interested in it, by all means you should pick this up.
Dang! I just read that my favorite North Hollywood used bookstore has closed!
Dutton's Books was up the street from me on Laurel Canyon Boulevard. I used to walk there, and always avoid the sketchy Popeye's Chicken crowd.
Man, I love used book stores. Like Avenue Victor Hugo which used to be on Newbury Street in Boston. Each week in college I used to wander in there and see what they had. (That one is closed now, too).
Dutton�s is where I got on my Dashiell Hammett and Raymond Chandler kick back in 1999-2000. On a few Saturday mornings I used to grab a book at Dutton�s and drive down to Disneyland and sit at the pool at the then Disneyland Pacific hotel and read. Then I�d take photos at the parks, then go back and read. It was really quite chill.
It seems, in this amazon / Borders world that the little vendors are getting squeezed out. And that sucks.
Moved to March 30, 2007, to be exact.
March 30, which is my birthday!
Disney plays the dating game
By BEN FRITZ
Disney has pushed CGI toon 'Meet the Robinsons' to 2007.
Disney has staked dates for its major releases through the end of 2007,
But studio has blinked on its major holiday release, CGI toontoon "Meet the
Weinstein Co. has also delayed its big holiday release, pushing back
Disney distrb topper Chuck Viane said a benefit of delaying "Robinsons" to March
Shift also comes as Pixar toppers Ed Catmull and John Lasseter have recently
There currently aren't any toons set for release in December. Closest one is
However, "Meet the Robinsons" has animated competition on its new date: Warner
By dating "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" on Memorial Day next year, Mouse House
Disney is also aggressively dating its other big toon for 2007, Pixar-produced
Next "Narnia" pic will aim for success in the same holiday frame as the first.
Date in print: Fri., Mar. 10, 2006, Los Angeles
Huh, not sure if I like the Batman LEGO Mini-fig sets, but you've got to give DC Comics credit for going with LEGO. Marvel Comics (once a LEGO Licensee) now has jumped ship to the inferior Mega Bloks.
That LEGO Batman Dragster is pretty lame, though.
Now, don't get me wrong, I like Stewie from Family Guy as much as the next curmudgeon. But this is just ... wrong ...
LOS ANGELES -- Imagine for a moment a TV world in which Earl Hickey, after
Imagine, instead, that he instead took a life lesson from ... Stewie Griffin.
Or, save yourself some imaginative effort and just wait until the first season
Greg Garcia, creator of the hit NBC comedy, unveiled plans for the show's
"We're actually doing 15-minute mini-episode [that asks] what if Earl [Jason
Lee and Garcia also discussed the origins of television's most famous facial
The network did, however, convince Lee to trim the 'stache back a little bit. "I
"My Name Is Earl" is in the homestretch of production for this season, with
Other upcoming episodes include two that were screened for the audience Tuesday:
Holy cow!
You know how I went to Nova Scotia last August? Well, if you didn't, I went to Nova Scotia last August. And I just realized that I drove by Oak Island home of the Money Pit!
At least Shag Harbour had a sign.
I read an article about The Money Pit when I was little, and I've seen a little about it since, but I never realized that it was even in Nova Scotia.
If you haven't heard about it, it's this pit where people think there's buried treasure - whether it's from Captain Kidd, British troops, Spanish troops, or even the Inca from Peru. The structure is rigged to flood, so obviously someone has messed with it. Also they've found coconut fibers in the pit - and coconuts aren't indigenous to Canada. So something's up.
I really wish I had known about it before I went - granted, I don't think there's a public site to visit but still, you know, you could wander into the local shops and chat up the clerk, ask about what they think and all ...
So the Los Angeles Dodgers played the Boston Red Sox today in Spring Training.
This is my call for the two teams battling in the world series come this fall.
Now, it's true, I'm a Dodgers fan from my days in Southern California. And it's pretty sweet that Grady Little is the manager, Derek Lowe the star pitcher, Bill Mueller is on third and some dude named Nomar is playing first. But I still think the Sox will win in the end.
Granted, the Dodgers won today's game, but it is, after all, only Spring Training ...
I just found a great website.
Sodafinder.com sells rare and hard to find soda. Like Mello Yello, Pibb Xtra and a Caffeine Free Mt. Dew.
Yes. Caffeine Free Mt. Dew.
And remember Pepsi Blue? Well you can remember what it tastes like, if you want to drop $300 on a 12 pack.
Seriously.
Sadly, no Vegitabeta.
Ted L. Nancy I'm not, but I still think it was funny.
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The title is "How Wal-Mart Is Destroying America (and the World): And
Do you sell this at your store?
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Well I just found the best resource on the entire world wide web. More useful than Wikipedia, the Internet Movie Database and epguides combined.
What is it, you might ask?
BauerCount.com - the Jack Bauer Kill Count for Season 5 of 24.
It's exactly what you think it is. Has the running tally, the episode number, name of character, photos, movie clips, and method.
Freaking genius.
Of course, BauerCount.com also can be used for evil. While I know that each season of 24 is different, right now Jack Bauer is significantly running behind season 4's kill count. This year his total so far is 14 through 4 pm. Last year he didn't kill anyone for the first two episodes and he was still at 19 at this point.
Well, with tonight's double episode, maybe there'll be more violence.
We can only hope.
Weird. I got the mail yesterday and there was a "return-to-sender" card in it. One of my Christmas cards.
I sent my Christmas cards out three months ago today, on December 5. So it took the post office three months to decide that my buddy out in Santa Monica moved?
Three months?!
Where has the card been hanging out for three months? It's actually in very good shape for being shipped across the country and back, too. I mean, there aren't bootprints all over it, nor is it even scuffed. It hasn't been chewed up by the gears of a lonely sorting machine. It's not even creased or wrinkled! I dare say that this might be the most pristine envelope I've ever received in the mail.
But that still doesn't answer the question at hand ... where the hell has this card been?
Wow, who do I feel worse for - the nanny or the child?
I guess the child. At least the Nanny is free to go at any time. Not the kid. And you just know that poor thing is counting each minute of the next seventeen and a half years ...
Holy cow. You have to go read Joe Rogan's MySpace Blog - he's posted a rather lengthy e-mail argument he got into with a fan.
Which is worse, the fact that Joe Rogan had this exchange with a disgruntled fan, or the fact that Joe Rogan thinks he won and put it on his weblog? Wow, you have to love the internet for bringing all people onto the same level, be it fanboy or D-List celeb.
Anyway, here's a snippet, Kevin has been going back and forth with Joe Rogan for a little bit:
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:53 AM
hahahh, Oh really? What is it that you have accomplished, Joe Rogan?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:55 AM
Google search me, you fucking failure :)
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:58 AM
you're avoiding the question... what have you accomplished
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 8:59 AM
That's my answer, find out yourself.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:01 AM
hahah, Joe Rogan... This is the funniest form I have ever seen you in. You're
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Joe Rogan
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:09 AM
I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was however on 2 shows that made it
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Kevin
Date: Mar 2, 2006 9:27 AM
If we are arguing who has more money... YOU WIN!!! I'm sure your "Well i have
Read the entire mess at Joe Rogan's MySpace Blog.
I guess I have to get used to these:
Wow, I can't believe that Wendy's might sell Baja Fresh!! (I also can't believe that I didn't know Wendy's owned Tim Horton's, but that's neither here nor there.) I'm a huge fan of the Baja Fresh, and very sad there isn't one in Maine. In fact, if Wendy's opened one up near Tim Horton's in Windham I'd go there every day for a month. I swear.
Either way, I'm kind of bummed - I was hoping with the ol' Dave Thomas marketing muscle behind it Baja Fresh would grow like crazy. Oh well.
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Wendy's International Inc. is exploring a sale of its
Wendy's also will speed the public offering and spin off its Tim Hortons chain,
The decision Thursday by the No. 3 U.S. hamburger chain amounted to a
Wendy's and Trian Fund Management LP, which manages Trian Partners, said Jerry
The board changes are part of an agreement between Wendy's, Trian Partners and
In a proposal filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission in December,
In the past two years, Wendy's has retooled the Baja Fresh menu and closed 20 of
Wendy's acquired the Thousand Oaks, Calif. chain in June 2002.
Wendy's earlier had announced plans to spin off a portion of Tim Hortons after
Tim Hortons Inc. estimates it will offer 29 million shares at $18 to $20 per
Wendy's had intended to spin off the remaining stake within nine to 18 months
The IPO could raise $580 million for Tim Hortons, most of which will be used to
Trian has been pressuring Wendy's to speed up the spinoff of Tim Hortons. On
Wendy's revenue for 2005 rose 4 percent to $3.78 billion from $3.64 billion in
But sales at Wendy's locations open at least one year, a key measure of retail
Levin is chairman and chief executive of JW Levin Partners, another management
Rothschild is managing member of the Daroth Capital investment and advising firm
Oran is the managing member of the Roxbury Capital Group merchant banking firm
Argh. I was really hoping that the new intel Mac Mini would have DVR capabilities. Because pretty soon I'm going to need a new computer ... and a TiVO.
Then I see articles like this - it looks like Apple isn't even going to think about making the Mini a DVR. Damn.
"The Mini is small enough that people will consider adding it to their living
Apple Computer on Tuesday introduced a revamped Mac Mini aimed at making the
The Mac Mini is a bare-bones machine that comes without a keyboard or mouse.
It can also play media from other computers in the home via wireless networking
"We think this is a big deal for moving media around the house and experiencing
Intel Chips, Remote Control
Apple also introduced a US$349 speaker system, called iPod Hi-Fi, to appeal to
The updated Mac Mini units sell for $599 (up from $499) and $799 (formerly
The Mini was introduced with great fanfare in January 2005 as a low-cost way for
Apple won't say how many Mac Minis it has sold. Shaw Wu, an analyst at American
Wu says the new Intel chips add power, a problem for the first Mac Minis. The
Still, the units do not have TV tuners or TiVo-like recording capability and so
No Recording Functionality
Microsoft works with Hewlett-Packard, Dell and other computer manufacturers on
Van Baker, an analyst at researcher Gartner , says the Microsoft units haven't
"The Mini is small enough that people will consider adding it to their living
Adding video recording functionality would have made the Mac Mini too
"We're not trying to replace the TiVo," he says. "This is about taking the media
To run media from other computers using the Mac Mini, those PCs must store
If PC users listen to music in, say, Musicmatch or RealPlayer, the Mac Mini
© 2006 Gannett Co. Inc. All rights reserved.
Holy crap holy crap holy crap!
I need this.
My nano needs this:
Who's going to buy it for me for my birthday? Just four weeks from tomorrow ...
A little good news in the morning. First off there's this rumor about Arrested Development. I say rumor, because I'm pretty sure Fox hasn't officially cancelled it. Plus do you really trust the New York Post? I don't.
WE HEAR . . .
THAT fans of "Arrested Development" can relax. Word is Showtime not only picked
And then there's this lineup of the guest stars returning to The West Wing for the series finale.
Rob Lowe and eight other "West Wing" alums are set to return for the White House
Lowe, who left "The West Wing" in 2003, will reprise his role as Sam Seaborn in
Also reprising their roles with appearances in one or more of the drama's final
Ahhh Mary-Louise Parker. You all know my thoughts on Amy Gardner by now I'm sure, so I'll just pipe down and get to work ...
Last Updated on: March 31, 2006
© 2006 Joshua Paul Edwards
03/30/06 - I love traditional animation!!The Boston Globie
Intellectual property law meets Fluff
Maker's trademark suit challenges candy's name
By James Sullivan, Globe Correspondent
March 29, 2006
snow-white confection known as Marshmallow Fluff. These days, however, there's a
hint of sour at the Lynn headquarters of the key ingredient behind the classic
peanut butter-and-Fluff concoction known as the Fluffernutter.
Inc., ordering the kitchen-furnishings retailer to stop selling tins of a candy
bar called the Fluffernutter, a name 86-year-old Durkee-Mower trademarked in
1961. Williams-Sonoma has until April 14 to respond to the complaint in US
District Court in Boston.
without acknowledging our trademark rights," said Durkee-Mower attorney Peter
Sloane, who specializes in intellectual property law at Ostrolenk, Faber, Gerb &
Soffen in New York. ''To me, it's a flagrant violation."
Williams-Sonoma, declined to comment on the suit because it is still pending.
amusing to think of his product in terms of ''intellectual property." Made by a
firm with 21 employees from front office to the back of the warehouse and no
ancillary ventures other than modest-selling strawberry and raspberry flavors,
Marshmallow Fluff is a simple, old-fashioned commodity with humble ambitions.
wood-paneled office in the company's old plant by the railroad tracks. One wall
is dominated by a classroom-style topographical map of the United States; in the
hallway hang a huge, ragged American flag and an impressive mounted tarpon
caught by his father. Describing recent improvements to the company website,
Durkee turns on his computer, joking about how rarely he uses it.
graduates and World War I veterans, went into business together in 1920, making
hard candy and lollipops. Soon after launching they bought the recipe for a
marshmallow cream from a Somerville entrepreneur. They focused their energies on
the new product, which was originally called Toot Sweet Marshmallow Fluff.
vanillin -- cost the partners $500, Don Durkee says.
many uses. By the 1940s the company was luring customers with a popular cookbook
-- "The Yummy Book" -- with recipes for frostings and Whoopie pies. Later
innovations included Rice Krispies Treats, candied sweet potatoes, and a
Fluff-enhanced cheesecake.
company upon his graduation from Dartmouth in 1949. ''Rather than bring out new
products every year, we felt Fluff was an ingredient." He compares it not to
peanut butter or jelly but to cooking staples such as sugar and flour: ''It has
unlimited uses, really."
of Europe, though its stronghold remains in the Northeast.
Brigham's. "They're a real New England kind of flavor, and that's what Brigham's
is all about."
Marshmallow Fluff rivals Skippy's most popular peanut butter container as the
best-selling item in the sandwich-spread sections of New England supermarkets.
walking a visitor along the clattering production line in Lynn, where buckets of
Fluff shimmy down conveyor belts under the eyes of machine operators in white
jumpers. ''It's a quality product at a reasonable price."
its Fluffernutter nickname until an advertising agency suggested it around 1960.
The company quickly moved to register the trademark.
since, the Williams-Sonoma lawsuit, about which Durkee defers all comments to
his lawyer, has prompted friends to needle him about his sudden propensity for
suing people. He likes his tidy little operation just fine, without the
headaches of big business.
business," agrees treasurer and executive vice president Jonathan Durkee,
41-year-old son of the president. "Unfortunately, sometimes you have to.
never even heard of the company, but pretty much everyone knows the name of the
product."
1. Bridgton
2. Windham
3. Portland at Forest and Riverside
4. Portland at Forest and Baxter
03/27/06 - The Ballad of John McClane
"This is Dr. Henry McCoy, I'm listening."
"Damn, I wish I could also control crockery!"
03/26/06 - Paris Hilton: The Animated Series?!?
03/26/06 - Barbara Bush is as evil as her son Barbara Bush Gift Earmarked for Son's Firm
Sat Mar 25, 12:10 AM ET
fund on the condition that it be spent to buy educational software from her son
Neil's company.
amount earmarked for purchases from Ignite Learning.
public schools with high numbers of Hurricane Katrina evacuees, the Houston
Chronicle reported.
for the thousands of students flooding into the Houston schools," the former
President Bush's chief of staff Jean Becker said Thursday.
Steve Maislin, president of the Greater Houston Community Foundation, which
administers the fund. That fund has no connection to the Bush-Clinton Katrina
Fund, he said.
genuine enthusiasm for his company's program, Becker said.
interest concerns over the Ignite program. Neil Bush had helped raise $115,000
for the district's philanthropic fund from donors who insisted the money be
spent on his company's software.
Ignite software, about $10,000 per school.
has 40 programs, said company president Ken Leonard.
03/24/06 - No Disneyland in Dubai
Chairman rules out Disney park in Mideast
BY LUCIA DORE (Senior Correspondent)
24 March 2006
the Middle East anytime soon, said James Rasulo, chairman of Walt Disney Parks
and Resorts speaking to Khaleej Times, during the IAA Congress.
distribution of income. We are a premium tourism product and we need certain
characteristics. I don't see the Middle East today as a market that is quite
ready for that, but I never say never," he said.
fundamental evolution of infrastructure that has to occur so that people can get
to a single destination with the footprint that we would like to develop. Today
that footprint is not in place." But that will not be the case forever, he
added. "If you look at the population and economic realities of India, it is
possible one day, but that day is not now."
Disney Resort, he sees the establishment of a second resort in China as a real
possibility. "Someday I imagine that due to the sheer geography of China, a
growing economy and population there may be a second destination in China," he
said. But not in coming years. "We look with great anticipation to be able to
deliver our very special formula and entertainment to all of the markets that
can support it," he said.
world "where media is ubiquitously available, and the definition of what is a
local market is being eroded by portability, customisation and personalisation,"
he said.
success is simple. "The basic principles of global brands come back, not
shockingly, to consumer insights," said Rasulo. "If a brand does not speak to
consumer need it will not be a global brand. It will simply be a globally
distributed local brand." He said companies that have been successful in
establishing a global brand speak to universal human values and the need to
belong to communities.
concept is successful because it fulfils "the desire to have a transformational
experience and to feel as if your own personal dreams are coming true".
in consumer insights. They have universal principles that have to be
consistently expressed and speak to universal values. They speak to what we
believe are a market of one, that is so basic in its needs and desires, that
that market is replicated by four or five billion people all over the world.
This is what Disney does."
shows that people all over the world see the Disney brand in the same way,
"whether in a living room in Southern China or in California, where they have
grown up with Disneyland," he said. He said the words that are consistently used
to describe the Disney experience are magical, wonder and imagination, and
phrases like: "Where my dreams can come true." "And we have built our brand
around this," he said. THOMAS: "You're going to be sorry." (Laughter.)
Variety.com
Posted: Thurs., Mar. 9, 2006, 4:57pm PT
CGI toon 'Robinsons' pushed back to next March
including laying claim to Memorial Day next year for the third "Pirates of the
Caribbean."
Robinsons," pushing it back to next March.
"Superhero!" from Dec. 8 to Feb. 9, 2007. Indie recently greenlit the spoof on a
fast track, with hopes of hitting theaters by December, but has quickly changed
its mind.
30, 2007, will be to allow time for more screens to be converted to digital.
Mouse House is using the technology to play "Robinsons" in 3-D, which it hopes
will draw more auds and justify higher ticket prices. "Chicken Little" had
success on a handful of digital 3-D screens in November.
started to review Disney's animation slate in anticipation of taking over Mouse
House's toon unit once the Pixar acquisition is complete.
DreamWorks Animation's "Flushed Away," which bows Nov. 3.
Bros. has dated "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," which it just picked up for
distribution, the same day.
pushed off the frame's previous occupant, Fox's Ben Stiller comedy "Used Guys."
It will now bow June 15.
"Ratatouille." Pic has been set for June 29, where it will face off against
Universal comedy "Evan Almighty." Five days later, on July 4, Par is planning to
bow "Transformers."
Mouse House has set "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" for Dec. 14,
2007.
Earl Hickey, Meet Stewie Griffin
'Earl' DVD to feature mini-episode with 'Family Guy' character
By Rick Porter
March 8 2006
winning his $100,000 and getting run over by a car, doesn't see Carson Daly
talking about karma from his hospital bed.
of "My Name Is Earl" is released on DVD sometime later this year. Because then
you'll find out.
first-season DVD set Tuesday night (March 7) to the audience at the Museum of
Television & Radio's annual Paley Festival. He says it should be released before
the show's second season begins in the fall, and it will contain a fair number
of bells and whistles including commentary tracks and selections from "hours and
hours" of gag-reel footage cast and crew have accumulated this year.
Lee] passed by Carson Daly and landed on Stewie from 'Family Guy,'" Garcia says.
Garcia is a former producer on "Family Guy," and both it and "Earl" are produced
by 20th Century Fox TV.
hair since the heyday of "Magnum, P.I." Garcia says that NBC initially was
hesitant about having a mustachioed Earl, "but Jason said, 'Trust me, I look
funny with facial hair.'"
originally went for a fu manchu, but NBC said no. I guess it made me look a
little bit too trashy," he says. "So we sort of shaved off the chu and left the
fu man."
three episodes and part of a fourth left to shoot. Garcia says in the season
finale, we'll find out the No. 1 item on Earl's karmic to-do list, which was the
misdeed he performed just before he won the lottery.
one in which Earl and Randy (Ethan Suplee) try to make up for all the bad
Mother's Days they've given their mom (Nancy Linehan and Beau Bridges reprise
their roles as Earl's parents) and a flashback-heavy episode that shows how
Earl, Randy, Joy (Jaime Pressly) and Darnell (Eddie Steeples) lived through Y2K.
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2005. The ISBN is 1580086683.
What You Can Do about It".
03/05/06 - 3 months
03/05/06 - damn, and i used to like Joe Rogan
From: Kevin
only accomplishment, in my memory, is taking a highly successful show (The Man
Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don't
think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.
to syndication, fear factor and newsradio, which means I never have to worry
about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you're getting told
what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the man
show sucked, but unfortunately there wasn't a whole lot I could do about it at
the time. I did however, make a fuck load of money from it, and had the time of
my life. You're an ugly, fat faced zero, and I'm a famous multi millionaire.
Those are the facts there, dear sweet kevin :)
more money than you" comeback comes in very resourceful on a daily basis when
people constantly tell you how not-funny you are. But i'm 20 years old... where
were you at age 20 junior college? About the fat thing... I didn't realize I was
fat, maybe becaue i'm so insecure, I'll go purge a few pounds and tell some
tabloid that Joe Rogan made me do it. . . Skinny Hollywood, actually... What is
more pathetic tho... Hollywood actor making poor attempts to insult 20 year old
college student and brag about who has more money because the college student
didn't think he was funny. And dont' call me 'Dear sweet Kevin." I don't what
type of 'man show' you are wanting to make, but i want no part in it.
Kevin Millar on the Orioles
Nomar on the Dodgers
Bill Mueller on the Dodgers
Grady Little on the Dodgers
Fuckin' Damon
03/03/06 - Dave Thomas wouldn't have been so dumb ...Wendy's May Sell Its Baja Fresh Chain
By JoANNE VIVIANO, Associated Press Writer
Fri Mar 3, 6:57 AM ET
underperforming Baja Fresh Mexican Grill unit and plans to boost its board ranks
with three new directors endorsed by an influential investor.
which sells coffee and doughnuts, aiming to complete that process by year's end.
capitulation to pressure for better returns from billionaire investor Nelson
Peltz's Trian Partners and Sandell Asset Management Corp.
W. Levin, Peter H. Rothschild and Stuart I. Oran � all of whom have investment
backgrounds � will join the board Monday, increasing it to 15.
Among other commitments, Trian and Sandell have agreed to vote their shares in
favor of the director nominees at Wendy's annual meeting in April.
Trian Partners said Wendy's should spin off all of Tim Hortons, sell Baja Fresh
and interests in the Cafe Express and Pasta Pomodoro chains. Wendy's also should
cut expenses at its hamburger restaurants by $200 million, Trian said.
the lowest-performing Baja restaurants among the more than 300 stores. In 2004,
the parent company took a $190 million pretax charge to write down the value of
the sluggish subsidiary.
another shareholder, Pershing Square Capital Management LLC, pushed Wendy's to
make changes.
share in the IPO, which is expected later this month.
after the IPO, according to the filing with the Securities and Exchange
Commission. The company told investors in early February that the spinoff cannot
be done faster for tax reasons.
pay off debt it owes the parent company.
Jan. 17, Trian exercised options to buy about 5.3 million shares, increasing its
stake to 5.5 percent from about 1 percent.
2004.
performance, fell 3.7 percent for all of 2005. It was the first such decline in
18 years.
and investment firm. He also has served as chairman and CEO of American
Household Inc. and of Revlon Inc.
and sits on the board of directors of Deerfield Triarc Capital Corp.
he founded in 2002. He has held senior executive positions at UAL Corp. and its
operating subsidiary, United Airlines. Apple's New Mac Mini Built for Living Room
By Jefferson Graham
USA Today
03/01/06 8:52 AM PT
room consoles," says Van Baker, an analyst at Gartner. "The transition of
bringing the computer into the living room won't happen overnight, but this is a
good first step."
pint-sized computer an easy addition to living room entertainment centers.
Now, though, there's a remote control and Apple's Front Row software to access
digital music, photographs, home videos and recorded TV shows when connected to
a television or computer monitor.
features.
it in a great way," Apple CEO Steve Jobs says.
the growing audience of iPod customers who purchase high-end iPod speaker
accessories. The iPod plugs into the top of the Hi-Fi.
$599). They now have Intel processing chips, which make the computers from two
to four times faster, Jobs said.
Windows PC users to switch to the Apple platform. Apple, which has a 78 percent
share of the digital music device market, has just a 4 percent to 5 percent
share of the PC market.
Technology Research, estimates sales at 1 million to 2 million units. "Just
okay," he says.
revamped machines will have greater appeal to consumers, he says, especially
with the remote control feature.
can only access video recorded on another device. That makes the Mini "not the
complete solution," Wu says.
"entertainment PCs" that do everything the Mac Mini promises, plus record TV
shows on some models. They sell for more than $1,000.
caught on because the computers are too large for the living room. The majority
of the entertainment PCs, he says, were sold without video-recording capability.
room consoles," Baker says. "The transition of bringing the computer into the
living room won't happen overnight, but this is a good first step."
complicated, says Phil Schiller, Apple senior vice president
from your computer and accessing it via the TV."
music, videos and TV shows in Apple's iTunes software.
won't be able to find the songs.
03/01/06 - Arrested Development to Showtime rumor and The West Wing Finale guest starsNew York Post
Page Six
February 28, 2006
up the canceled Fox show but also ordered 26 more episodes . . . The Hollywood Reporter
Alums back for 'Wing' sendoff
By Nellie Andreeva
March 1, 2006
drama's final episodes.
the final two episodes of Aaron Sorkin's Emmy-winning series.
five episodes are Mary-Louise Parker, Anna Deavere Smith, Emily Procter, Marlee
Matlin, Gary Cole, Tim Matheson, Timothy Busfield and Annabeth Gish.
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